halo insomnia mcangel is a daughter of hades who is in love with two different guys, but when a new girl named gabby de voltron threatens to steal BOTH OF THEM what will she do ( Read more... )

This:

Boi this is gay tbh. It's also fucking shit whoops I'm sorryis not a fic summary. It's an admission you shouldn't be writing anything, up to and including today's date ( Read more... )

From dw_ficsearch: hi i'm looking for an au were rose was a call girl and nine was her client. i think he wioed her mories in the end. can any one hel me?The first bit is comprehensible, but I don't know how one would "wioed her mories", or even if I hold truck with that sort of thing ( Read more... )

I swear I didn't get this off of Engrish.com:

this is for part if my diary series on in the many enterys that jack makes the will be one for each episode

It's from Tsp. It's also by the same "author" as my last one. Gah! Make it go away!

Jack causes fustrations by I dun spel gud [Reviews - 1]
Who knows what causes Jacks fustrations - but there is one man who Jack causes them for

What the hell are "fustrations"? I swear, some people shouldn't be set loose with a keyboard.

Not since Tsp. instituted their new rules for summaries. This one, though--it frightens me:

My Night With the Doctor by [Why, Sweet Rassilon, Why?] [Reviews - 4 ( Read more... )

So, I was trawling through FFN, searching for a Hairspray fic I'd seen once and lost track of, when I came across this summary:

Tracy is leaving boltemore. she is leaving Link and she promise she wouldent cry anymore but she couldent hold itsongfic big girls dont cryWhat can one say to that, after all ( Read more... )

Sort of missing scene after Doomsday. This idea suddenly came to me about an hour ago and so i write about it. Jeeze, and i realised i still havent finished "Green and Blue Converse Trainers". Oh well. *Bangs head on desk*Honey, quit banging your head on the desk. It's taken a toll, if this summary's any indication ( Read more... )

What happens when Owen is hurt but why Tosh, Ianto and Jack are at the hospital, someone who Gwen travelled with a long time ago comes back and she takes off just as Jack did.

No, seriously--what?

This, I'm flocking, because I'm about to tear into a fic at Tsp. like a ravenous wolf into a caribou carcass.

The Doctor is jealous - and the consequences are severe.
Non-graphic rape.I spotted the above summary and thought to myself, "Nah--no one would go there, right?" Thus, I decided, in a fit of masochism, to skim it to see if someone, ( Read more... )